Unless it’s a soccer ball you just bobbled out of your hands, kicking it – or catching it with your feet, or whatever you’re attempting to do – isn’t going to work.
Glass of orange juice? No chance.
iPhone? Better luck next time.
Baby? Hope you have a second baby.
Just let it hit the ground, and we’ll go from there. No need to boot it to the other side of the room. A punted baby is the last thing you need on your permanent record.
Besides, I was dropped plenty of times as a baby and my mom thinks I’m plenty special.