Attempting to catch something you dropped by kicking it

Unless it’s a soccer ball you just bobbled out of your hands, kicking it – or catching it with your feet, or whatever you’re attempting to do – isn’t going to work.

Glass of orange juice? No chance.

iPhone? Better luck next time.

Baby? Hope you have a second baby.

Just let it hit the ground, and we’ll go from there. No need to boot it to the other side of the room. A punted baby is the last thing you need on your permanent record.

Besides, I was dropped plenty of times as a baby and my mom thinks I’m plenty special.

Photo by Nsey Benajah on Unsplash

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