Unspreadable butter

Mom, would you please just take the butter out of the fridge and leave it out of the fridge?

It’s as hard as a Chippendale on the 4th of July (whatever that means) and I can’t spread it on my Italian restaurant rolls!

For the love of Fabio, please put this butter in the microwave before I blow a gasket.

Photo by Taylor Kiser on Unsplash

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