To you people who say this: You’re crazy. “What do you mean, ‘you people’?” Let me explain.
No one snacks on the outside of a Pop-Tart and leaves the delicious, fruity goo behind for someone else. If you only want the outside ring of the pizza, then bake some bread. And speaking of bread, haven’t you ever noticed how the last two remaining pieces in the bag are the front and the back glutenus maximi?
Listen, the crust of anything is not the best part. You know why? Because it’s called “crust,” and “crust” is a disgusting word – kind of like “scab” or “pus.” And I’m willing to bet you like neither scabs nor pus.