When you pick up a slice of pizza and the cheese slides off

“No, cheese, don’t go! You and sauce were meant to be together forever!”

But it’s too late. You’ve picked up the first piece, and the cheese has fled from the sauce and the crust. The toppings have fallen to the wayside. They’re all left behind to be on their own for the rest of eternity.

Now all you’re left with is a floppy piece of bread and a thin layer of sauce (which is basically a bread stick dipped in marinara), and dammit, that’s not what you ordered.

Photo by Marck Vega on Pixabay

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