It takes some kind of sign from the gods. The stars have to align. Your karma’s gotta be at its absolute worst. By some divine intervention, certain events unfold, and it sucks big time.
And can I just say that “funny bone” is the most misleading name for a body part ever. It’s not funny at all. It’s brutal.
I mean, look: I get it, okay? Humerus and humorous are homophones. But that doesn’t make it any funnier, jerk! Especially when it’s the ulnar nerve we’re striking – not the humerus nerve. So it’s not only unamusing, but it’s also wrong.