Even after they’ve stolen your sweet ruby syrup… even after they’re brimmed with blood… even after they’ve buzzed away, they still leave you with a little red bump where they robbed you of your fluids. No matter how much you scratch, smack, or dig at the bite, it’ll still itch like hell.
And of course, naturally, it’s only the female mosquitoes that bite. Girls suck. (Get it? Wordplay!) Oh, and they also spread West Nile virus, malaria, and yellow fever. Three cheers for OFF! and citronella candles.