As much as cold toilet seats suck, all warm toilets seats were recently heated by a stranger’s ass cheeks. Just noodle on that for a bit.
It’s like if we’d landed on the moon (butt pun) in ’69 (not a pun, but always a funny number) and saw the Russian flag already planted in one of the craters.
When it comes to warm toilet seats, as soon as you touch down, you know within an instant that someone was there right before you. That’s not a feeling I’m keen on.