You’re on the verge of sliding into bed, ready to catch some Zs, when your wee little toe makes contact with the foot of your bedpost. Bing!
You pull back the shower curtain, shed off your clothes, test the water to ensure it’s warm, and what should be called your foot’s thumb smashes itself into the face of the tub. Bang!
The curb in front of the department store is a tad higher than you expected, and your toe nail gets rammed into the cuticle of your pinky toe. Boom!
Why do we even have toes?