Hey, it’s totally understandable that you don’t want to miss any of the cinematic adventure that you most likely paid for. Luckily, there’s an app for that. But still, nature calls at inopportune times.
And once you’ve done your business and tidied up, you still have to sneak back to your spot, continuing to avoid tiny toes, petrified popcorn, Dr Peppers and 7UPs – all without making a better door than a window. And of course, following your return, you ask, “So what’d I miss?” which is responded to with a slew of inevitable Ssshhhhs.